Saturday, January 12, 2013

Funny New Habits...

  • Hometown:  I've never used the word 'hometown' so often.  It's SO COMMON here.
  • Avoiding contractions:  Expats naturally stop using contractions when talking to the Chinese.
  • "It's okay":  Hao hao hao....everything is okay, always, no matter what....
  • Na li?:  If someone pays me a compliment, the polite response is 'Where?' as if I didn't know the compliment were aimed at me.  I like it a lot.
  • Shuffling feet: Confident, planted strides are a good way to slip on wet marble and die.
  • Blocking/pushing:  Lines? What are those for? Everyone just pushes to where they need to go, like salmon jumping up a fish ladder*
  • Passport 24/7:  ID-checking is a common occurrence, so I carry my passport all the time.
  • The many uses of packing tape:  Hanging decorations? Broken radiator? Leaky sink? Irritating neighbor?  Packing tape.
  • Walking in tandem:  Gal-pals are more physically affectionate here, more demonstrative.  You become really good at walking in sync with one another.
  • Lame handshakes:  A firm handshake in China is perceived as brash, commanding, or suggestive.  Some men still have a hard time shaking a woman's hand.  My handshake has adapted to the climate (all things, to all people, right?).  My grasp is currently settled somewhere between "My fingers don't really work" and "Eew, I don't want to touch you."
  • We've been told that 'laowai' means 'good old foreigner.'  Rumor has it that 'laowai' could possibly mean 'foreign devil' instead. =D

* The crowds of people always makes me think of salmon because everyone is always bumping into one another.

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